Jim the Sock Sleuth here. I've been hired to track down the elusive Sock Goblin that's been pilfering socks left and right. I've got leads, but they're slippery like a snake in a laundry basket.
A sock was spotted near the dryer vent, but it vanished into thin air.
A faint trail of sock lint leads to the depths of the sock drawer.
A sock puppet was seen manipulating the sock drawer, but it was just a sock in a puppet's disguise.
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