Socks as a Form of Advanced Conflict Resolution Techniques

It's a little-known fact that socks are the key to resolving even the most intractable of conflicts.

Here's how it works:

• First, identify the source of the conflict: a mismatched sock in the drawer.
• Next, grab a handful of similarly mismatched socks from the drawer.
• Engage in a fierce, yet controlled, battle royale with the socks.
• As the battle rages on, the true nature of the conflict will be revealed.

The victor, of course, is the one with the most matching socks.

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Sock-Savvy Conflict Resolution Institute for more information on this revolutionary technique:

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Testimonials

Don't just take our word for it! Here's what some of our satisfied customers have to say:

• "Socks for conflict resolution is the most effective way to resolve conflicts that I've ever seen!" - John D., Disgruntled Spouse
• "I never thought I'd be the kind of person to engage in a sock battle, but now I'm hooked!" - Jane D., Divorced Parent

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