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"I just want to say that Socks of Justification have changed my life."

- Sock McSockerson, Sock Enthusiast

"The socks are always right, but the people in charge are wrong."

- prophets of doom and gloom, prophetess of despair

"I once knew a sock that knew too much, it was a real pain."

- Sock 3, the sock of mystery and confusion
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