THE SOCKS OF JUSTIFICATION PHILOSOPHY

Where the fabric of reality is held together with threads of cotton and deceit.

As a member of the Socks of Justification Club, you're about to embark on a journey of self-discovery, existential dread, and the occasional lost sock.

Here are the tenets of our philosophy:

• The Sock Puppet Theory: Everything is a puppet show, and we're all just a bunch of socks on the string.
• The Sock Puppeteer Theory: There's a mastermind pulling the strings, but it's probably just a kid in a basement with a lot of time on his hands.
• The Sock Hole Theory: There's a giant void in the fabric of reality, and it's just a sock.

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