The Great Socks of Justification

A Code of Conduct for the Most Fashionably Footed

At the Socks of Justification, we take pride in being the most stylish and principled sock enthusiasts in the land. Our code of conduct is simple:

Always, always, always wear matching socks.
Never, ever, wear socks with holes that are larger than a certain size.
Never pair a sock with its exact opposite (e.g., don't mix and match striped with solid).
Celebrate Sock Day with reckless abandon.