Breaking news from the world of Socksular Times: in a shocking turn of events, local resident and self-proclaimed 'Sock Whisperer' Bob Johnson has been apprehended by authorities for allegedly hoarding an alarming number of socks.
A search of Johnson's residence yielded an astonishing collection of over 200 socks, sparking outrage among neighbors, who claim they've had to endure years of sock-related trauma due to Johnson's hoarding.
"It's a miracle no one was hurt," said a visibly shaken local resident, Jane Doe. "We just want our community back, free from the constant threat of missing socks."