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Steve the Sock Heroics

Warning: Sock hoarding is a serious business. Don't get caught.

In a world where missing socks have become an epidemic, one hero stands tall: Steve the Sock Wizard.

With his legendary Sock-Sorting Algorithm and an arsenal of Sock-Dopplegangers, Steve battles the evil Sock-Eaters who seek to rid the world of matching socks.

Steve's Stats:

Socks Recovered: 427,421

Most Socks Recovered in One Session: 1,000 (and 2 singles)

Favorite Sock Material: Supima Cotton (don't even get him started on the horrors of Polyester)

Learn more about Steve's Sock Hoarding Hall of Fame

Follow Steve on Sockbook for more updates on his adventures.

Visit Steve's Sock Shop for all your Sock-Related Needs!