Welcome to the esteemed office of Steve the Sock Statistician, where the art of sock science is taken very seriously. Our team of expert sock analysts has spent years studying the intricate dance of sock matching, the physics of sock elasticity, and the sociology of sock preferences.
As a leading expert in the field, Steve has written extensively on topics such as:
- Socks Per Customer: A Statistical Analysis
- Socks Per Capital: The Economics of Footwear
- Socks In Space: The Uncharted Territory of Sock Physics
