In a world where conflict resolution has been reduced to a series of awkward handshakes and half-hearted apologies, the humble sock has emerged as a game-changing tool in the field of diplomacy.
The key to successful sock-based peacekeeping lies in the careful selection and placement of the sock. A well-placed argyle can diffuse even the most tense of situations, much like a perfectly executed trombone solo at a wedding reception.
Our team of highly trained Sock Negotiators has spent years developing the art of Sock-based Conflict Resolution. From the subtle art of toe-tally avoiding eye contact to the bold use of striped socks as a symbol of unity, we've got the expertise to turn even the most heated of disputes into a mere afterthought.
Want to learn more about our methods? Click the link below to view our comprehensive guide to Sock-based Peacekeeping:
Sock-based Peacekeeping 101