6.5 Socks as a Form of Sabotage: A Sock Puppet's Handbook
Welcome, fellow sock puppets, to the art of using socks as a form of sabotage.
Step 1: Identify your target's footwear preferences. Do they like itchy, itchy, or do they prefer their socks to be loose and sloppy?
- Itchy Socks of Anarchy: Steal their preferred brand and swap it with a pair of scratchy, itchy socks.
- Loose Socks of Chaos: Replace their favorite socks with a pair that's three sizes too big and make them trip on every step.
- Brightly Colored Socks of Distraction: Dye their socks with neon colors and watch as they're blinded by the glare.
Chapter 7: Socks with Hidden Pockets - A Guide to Stealing Their Lunch
Theory of Sock Puppets: 5 Socks as a Form of Social Engineering
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
Or does it?