The Socks of Justification: Techniques

Learn how to craft the perfect excuse with our comprehensive guide.

Read Technique 1: The Classic Burner Read Technique 2: The Procrastination Special

Technique 1: The Classic Burner

The Classic Burner: A timeless technique that has been used by professionals for centuries.

1.1: The Art of the Sudden Illness

1.2: The Master of the Forgotten Appointment

1.3: The Sudden Loss of Interest

Appendix A: The Classic Burner Cheat Sheet

Technique 2: The Procrastination Special

The Procrastination Special: A technique for the truly dedicated.

2.1: The Art of the Sudden Realization of a More Important Task

2.2: The Master of the Forgotten Deadline

2.3: The Sudden Loss of Motivation

Appendix B: The Procrastination Special Cheat Sheet