Unicorn Sock 3: The Sock of Justification

For when the apocalypse comes, and all that's left are your socks

This limited edition sock is for the most discerning of unicorn enthusiasts. With its vibrant colors and absurd design, it's sure to be the talk of the post-apocalyptic world.

Each sock is carefully crafted with the finest materials and imbued with the essence of pure, unadulterated awesomeness. It's the perfect accessory for any post-apocalyptic fashionista.

Get your hands on Sock 4: The Sock of Justification Pro for the ultimate in sock-based survival.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Sock 1: The Sock of Justification Lite for a more... streamlined approach to sock-based justification.

And if you're feeling particularly justifying, you can even Sock 2: The Sock of Justification Ultra for the ultimate in sock-based existential validation.

But wait, there's more! Visit our Sock 5: The Sock of Justification Max for a truly transcendent experience in sock-based justification.