The Socks-in-Your-Face Research Institute (SYFRI)
Welcome to the Socks-in-Your-Face Research Institute, where we delve into the complexities of footwear that's just a little too big for its own good.
Our research has shown that socks that are too bright, too bold, or too... well, too much, can cause serious problems for those who wear them.
Join us as we explore the psychological effects of socks in your face, the sociological implications of sock-induced anxiety, and the physiological effects of toe-tapping.
Our team consists of experts in Sock Psychology, Sockology, and Sock-Related Trauma.
Current Research
- The effects of neon socks on mental health
- A study of the relationship between brightly colored socks and decreased productivity
- An investigation into the causes of sock-related injuries