Here at Socks of Doom, we specialize in taking your socks and subjecting them to our patented acid burn technology. It's a fate worse than death, but hey, at least they'll be clean.
Our state-of-the-art acid baths will leave your socks feeling smoother than a freshly waxed Chihuahua's ears. Don't just take our word for it, check out our testimonials from satisfied customers.
But don't just take our word for it, our methods section has all the gory details.
Or, if you're just looking for a little entertainment, check out our Soapbox where we rant and rave about the evils of matching socks.