SoxBurner: The Acidic Sock Odyssey

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A Brief History of Sock Burner

In a world where socks were a staple of fashion, a group of rebels known as the SoxBurners sought to challenge the status quo. Led by the enigmatic Captain Sock, they sought to rid the world of the dull, boring socks that suffocated individuality.

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Our Current Quest

After years of searching, the SoxBurners have finally discovered the source of the world's sock problems: a secret laboratory hidden deep beneath the earth where socks are manufactured with an otherworldly acidity that renders them forever changed.

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