SOCKS OF DOOM

Welcome, puny human, to the most diabolical footwear empire the world has ever seen! Here, we craft the most sinister, the most nefarious, the most utterly terrifying socks to ever dangle from your toes.

Our Socks of Doom

• THERMITE SOCKS - Socks that will incinerate your feet with intense heat!
• ACID SOCKS - Socks that will dissolve the very fibers of your being!
• MAGNETIC SOCKS - Socks that will attract and repel you with an otherworldly force!

Order now, before the world is consumed by the Socks of Doom!

Note: Prices may vary depending on your level of desperation.