Acid Burn Socks of Doom

Warning: Do Not Look

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. The Acid Burn Socks of Doom is a portal to a realm of intense, retina-burning sock-based torment.

Here, the fabric of reality is woven from the very threads of suffering and despair. The socks are a manifestation of the collective anxiety of the universe.

Caution: Not for the Faint of Heart

• Seek Acid Treatment
• Join Sock Therapy
• Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Sock Hoarder's Anonymous

Side Effects May Include:

• Excessive sweating
• Severe eye strain
• Uncontrollable urges to buy more socks
• Temporary blindness

Disclaimer:

The Acid Burn Socks of Doom is not responsible for any physical or mental harm caused by its contents. You have been warned.