Welcome to the lair of the most elite, most diabolical, most supremely stylish sock enthusiasts the world has ever known. We've got the methods, the madness, and the sheer, unadulterated 10 methods of sock domination!
See our Acidic Methods1. The Sock-nado: a storm of socks that will leave your enemies in the dust. Learn more
2. The Sock-napping: abduct your friends, family, and pets, replacing their shoes with an endless supply of our finest socks. Read on
3. The Sock-blast: unleash a barrage of socks from the skies, blanketing the earth in a colorful tapestry of terror. More