Acidic Methods for Socks of Doom

Warning: Do not attempt these methods without proper protective gear. Socks of Doom is not responsible for any damage or disfigurement.

Method 1: The Classic Acid Bath

Soak those socks in a vat of 99.9% sulfuric acid

Burn away the pesky fibers with the ferocity of a thousand suns.

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