Acidic Sock Burner

A Sock-Splatter Approach

The Sock-Splatter Method is a highly effective technique for burning away the most stubborn of socks. It involves submerging the offending article in a vat of concentrated sulfuric acid, allowing the fibers to dissolve away with a satisfying hiss of despair.

Step 1: Prepare the Sock for Burning

  1. Submerge the sock in the Acidic Bath
  2. Monitor the Sock's descent into nothingness
  3. Rinse with water, and discard the remnants

Side effects may include:

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