WELCOME, SUCKERS!
Welcome to the most miserable, soul-crushing experience in all the land! Here, you'll find an endless selection of socks that will drive you to the brink of madness.
We have:
- SOCKS OF DOOM: These socks are made from the very fabric of despair, guaranteed to make you question your life choices.
- CHRONICALLY TIGHT SOCKS: Because who needs comfort, anyway?
- SOCKS OF REGRET: For when you just can't get out of bed in the morning.