Disaster of Socks of Doom

Welcome to the infamous Socks of Doom, where footwear meets fiery fate. Our evil twin brothers, Bob and Steve, have created a line of socks that will drive you mad with despair.

These aren't just any ordinary socks. They're made from a special blend of fibers that will slowly drive you insane. Don't say we didn't warn you:

• The Sock of Doom: A sock that will drive you to the brink of madness with its bright, flashing lights.
• The Sock of Chaos: A sock that will randomly swap your feet while you're wearing it, making you question your very sanity.
• The Sock of Despair: A sock that will make you wonder if you'll ever be able to escape the abyss of footwear.