Socks of Doom Insurance Agency
Welcome to the Socks of Doom Insurance Agency, where we specialize in coverage for the most catastrophic, yet somehow still fashionable, sock-related incidents.
Are you a victim of a rogue sock? Do you have a collection of missing mates? Do you just plain hate matching? We've got you covered!
Our policies include:
- Lost Sock Recovery: Up to 1000 matching socks recovered per incident.
- Sock Replacement: 1 free matching sock provided with every policy.
- Catastrophic Sock-related Injury Insurance: Coverage for up to 5 injuries per month, including but not limited to: toe jam, heel burns, and toe stubbing.
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