Warning: Do not attempt these rituals unless you are prepared to face the consequences. Or, you know, just go for it. We won't judge you.
Ritual of the Missing Sock
This ancient ritual is said to summon a sock from the depths of the washing machine. Requires: a strong stomach, a willingness to confront your darkest fears, and a decent understanding of quantum physics.
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This ritual grants you the power to control the sock puppets that rule the world. Or, at the very least, the power to control your own sock puppets. Requires: a strong will, a love of felt, and a healthy dose of madness.
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