The Unholy Rite of Toe-Tingling Socks

Level 2 of the Dark Magic of Socks: where the fabric starts to squelch, the laces twist in agony, and the very fabric of reality begins to unravel.

Ritual Requirements:

• 10,000+ pairs of socks in varying shades of neon and black.
• A cauldron of bubbling, glowing goo.
• 1 sacrifice of a rare, purebred chicken named Cluck Norris.
• A 3am, full-moon ritualistic dance party.

Proceed to Dark Magic Level 3: The Sock-Puppet Apocalypse Back to Dark Magic Level 1: The Sock-Sucking Void