Socks of Doomsday Rituals: Level 3 Dark Magic

Warning: Do not attempt to perform these rituals unless you are prepared to face the consequences.

Ritual 1: The Sock Puppet of the Damned

Find an old, moldy sock. Place it on your hands and pretend it's a puppet. Cackle maniacally as you channel the ancient power of the Sock of the Damned.

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try:

But be warned, that one's a real wild card.