We, the Socks of Doom Corporation, shall provide you with the most epic socks in the land of the free and the home of the brave. However, with great power comes great responsibility, and thus, we must inform you of the following:
Any attempts to remove or damage our socks will be considered a felony. We will track your every move with our army of tiny, sock-loving robots.
However, we do offer a 5% discount for bulk purchases of 10 or more socks. But let's be real, you'll be buying more socks because you're addicted.
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