Welcome to the Thermo-Melted Socks of Doom FAQ, where we answer your most pressing questions about socks that have melted into a gooey, fiery puddle of despair.
Q: What is the Thermo-Melted Socks of Doom?
A: It's a phenomenon where socks, often after being subjected to excessive heat, transform into a molten mass of goo that can only be described as "doomed".
Q: Can I prevent my socks from becoming Thermo-Melted Socks of Doom?
A: No. It's a fate worse than death. You can only try to outrun the inevitable, but it will catch up to you eventually.
Q: What happens to the owners of Thermo-Melted Socks of Doom?
A: They are often forced to live in a world where their favorite socks no longer exist, forced to wear ill-fitting, second-hand socks as substitutes.
Or, if you insist on being a glutton for punishment, Donate Your Socks to the Sock Donation Program