Turning Lead into Gold (Accidentally)

Warning: Do not attempt to replicate these methods in your own home. Or do. We're not really sure.

The following methods for turning lead into gold are not, in fact, alchemy. They're just really bad ideas.

Method 1: Painting it with Gold Paint

Just slap some gold paint on it. It's not like it's a real thing or anything.

Method 2: Adding a Gold Glitter on Top

It's not like the glitter will just magically stick or anything. That's just not how it works.

Method 3: Focusing Really, Really Hard