Wherein lies the secret to creating the perfect sock?
It is not just about aesthetics. It is not just about functionality. It is a dance of chaos, a ballet of randomness.
Step 1: Gather Socks of Unusual Proportions
Collect a variety of socks in different shapes and sizes. The more disparate, the better.
Proceed to Step 2: The Random Dye Method or The Method of Sock-Induced Madness.