Chaos Theory of Sock Dyeing

Where the Sock is Mightier than the Sword

According to our patented Sock-o-Meter, the odds of a sock matching its partner are:

• 1:10 for striped socks
• 1:5 for argyll socks
• 1:1 for socks with no match at all

And don't even get us started on the Heirarchy of Sock Types:

• Stripes are for the masses
• Polka dots are for hipsters
• Socks with holes are for the avant-garde

Quantifying Chaos