By B. D. Brutaliste, Chief Chaos Theorist
This guide is dedicated to the study and implementation of the most complex and least understood art of dyeing socks in a chaotic, unpredictable manner.
Using a combination of advanced statistical analysis and pure, unadulterated chance, select a color from our vast library of possible dyes.
Utilizing a combination of spray bottle, paintbrush, and pure, unadulterated chance, apply the dye in the most haphazard, non-sensical way possible.
Disclaimer: Results may vary, but are guaranteed to be completely unpredictable and possibly terrible.