Quantifying the Unquantifiable: A Guide to Sock Dye Chaos

By B. D. Brutaliste, Chief Chaos Theorist

Introduction

This guide is dedicated to the study and implementation of the most complex and least understood art of dyeing socks in a chaotic, unpredictable manner.

Step 1: Choose a Random Color

Using a combination of advanced statistical analysis and pure, unadulterated chance, select a color from our vast library of possible dyes.

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Step 2: Apply Randomly

Utilizing a combination of spray bottle, paintbrush, and pure, unadulterated chance, apply the dye in the most haphazard, non-sensical way possible.

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Disclaimer: Results may vary, but are guaranteed to be completely unpredictable and possibly terrible.