Method 2: The Chemical Blast

Submethod 2.1: The Anarchist's Dye

By applying a mixture of equal parts bleach and ketchup, you can achieve a vibrant, yet unpredictable, color scheme. Be warned: this method may lead to spontaneous combustion.

However, if you're feeling particularly daring, you can attempt Method 2.2: The Nuclear Option.

Or, if you insist on going full-on Method 2.3: The Clown Car, be prepared for a rainbow explosion.

Side Effects:

• Unpredictable color results

• Risk of spontaneous combustion

• Increased likelihood of being asked to leave the laundry room