Quantum Leap Method: A Guide to Time Traveling with Socks

Step 1: Choose Your Socks

Don't just pick any socks, pick socks that have the right quantum properties for the leap. We recommend our patented Sock-O-Matic system to ensure optimal sock selection.

Warning: Do not wear socks that have been certified as "not suitable for time travel". They will result in temporal paradoxes and possibly a bad case of toe jam.