Socks as a Social Construct

By now, you've probably noticed that your socks don't actually have any inherent value. They're just... there.

Or are they? Maybe, justประก maybe, they're the foundation upon which our entire societal structure rests. A foundation built upon the principles of: Socks Are Actually Just Towels , Socks Are Just Foot Puppets, Socks Are Just Society Substitutes, or Socks Are Actually Socially Constructed

Or, you know, just wear some socks and pretend like they're important. We won't judge you.

Foot Notes from our resident Sock Philosopher, Socks McGee.