Methods of Madness
There are many ways to dye a sock, but only one true way: with ink, with passion, and with a hint of chaos.
Tools of the Trade
You'll need a few things to get started:
- Ink: Not just any ink, but specialty ink
- A surface to stain: Socks, naturally
- A pinch of creativity: The secret ingredient
Side Effects
Be warned: Sock Dyeing is not for the faint of heart.
- Exposure to color: May cause dizziness, nausea, or spontaneous combustion
- Messy work environment: Not recommended for neat freaks
- Mood swings: Due to excessive happiness