SOCKS DYED MISTAKES

Where Socks Go to Hide their Sins

You've made a mistake. A mistake so big it's like you've dyed your favorite socks bright pink and now you're stuck with an entire drawer full of them.

But don't worry, we won't judge you. Unless you're one of the monotony crew, in which case... well, you're just being a mess.

Here's what you can expect when you're a member of our community:

• Unending piles of bright pink socks
• Unreenting piles of bright pink socks
• A constant sense of shame
• A faint scent of disappointment

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