Technique 3: Tie-Dye of Desperation

For when your laundry has been in the washer for 3 days, and you just can't bring yourself to do the dishes.

Step 1: Sort your clothes by color, but not really.

Step 2: Add a dash of hope, a pinch of desperation, and a healthy dose of neglect.

Step 3: Toss in the dye, and let the magic happen!

Side effects may include: Unidentifiable stains, lingering odors, and an existential crisis.

Proceed to Step 4: The Aftermath

Or, if you're feeling particularly optimistic, try Technique 2: The 'I'll just add more detergent' Method

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try Technique 1: The 'just toss them in the washing machine and hope for the best' Method