Technique 3: Tie-Dye of Desperation
For when your laundry has been in the washer for 3 days, and you just can't bring yourself to do the dishes.
Step 1: Sort your clothes by color, but not really.
Step 2: Add a dash of hope, a pinch of desperation, and a healthy dose of neglect.
Step 3: Toss in the dye, and let the magic happen!
Side effects may include: Unidentifiable stains, lingering odors, and an existential crisis.