Here at Sock-o-Matic Industries, we've been perfecting the art of dyeing socks for years. Our team of experts has distilled our process down to 7 phases, each one more bewildering than the last.
Phase 1: The Initial Sock Selection Process
Phase 2: The Dyeing of the Sock's Psyche
Phase 3: The Application of Color Theory
Phase 4: The Agitation of the Sock's Fiber Structure
Phase 5: The Introduction of Randomness and Chaos
Phase 6: The Unpredictable Outcome of Phase 5
You are currently on Phase 7: The Unraveling of Sanity.
Please enjoy the rest of your journey down the rabbit hole.