Rita's Sock Dyeing Co. is a family-owned business that has been dyeing socks for your feet for generations. Our founder, Rita, is a genius of sorts, able to create the most garish and eye-searing patterns the world has ever seen.
We're not just any sock dyeing company, no, no, no! We're Rita Jr. has a Ph.D. in Sock Dyeing and has published numerous papers on the subject.
If you're looking for a job that will make your eyes water, look no further! We're hiring new employees to help us create the most heinous, most fantastic sock designs in the world! (Please, for the love of all that is sane, do not contact us if you're a fan of pastel colors or anything remotely subtle.)