Welcome to the Store of the Unmentionables!

Where the socks that got away from the dryer have come to rest.

Browse our Sock-tastic Products! Learn more about our Sock-ceptional Services! Get in touch with our Sock-ential Team!

Our Sock-tastic Products:

Socks that will make you say "Oh, yeah, I've got a match!"

• Brightly colored, slightly used
• The ones we couldn't find in the laundry
• For when you want to blend

Our Sock-ceptional Services:

Because sometimes a sock just needs a new home.

• We'll find a match for you, or your sock will find a new friend
• For when your sock is feeling a little down
• We'll fix it, or we'll get you a new one (no questions asked)

Get in touch with our Sock-ential Team:

We're always ready to listen (and help you find a match)

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