John's Socks Testimonials

John's Socks Testimonials: because who needs therapy when you have socks?

This is the most epic collection of testimonials about John's socks. From the time he lost his favorite socks in the washing machine, to the great toe jam of 2018.

What Our Sock-ers Say:

• John's socks are the best, they're like a warm hug for my feet.
• John's socks are a mystery, like a box of chocolates you can never quite finish.
• John's socks are like the ocean, vast, unpredictable, and occasionally smell like feet.

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