SOCKS MARCH: THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED

Welcome, comrades! Today, we take a stand against the tyranny of single socks. No more solo sockedness, no more lone socked lives. We demand equality for all socks, in all their mismatched, holey glory!

The Sock Liberation Army

A coalition of brave, daring, and sometimes slightly sweaty individuals, united in our quest for sock autonomy.

Our manifesto:

1. Socks of every color, every size, and every fabric shall be treated as equals.
2. No sock shall be forced to march alone, lest it be a matching pair.
3. We shall not be silenced by the fear of mismatched stripes or polka dots.

Join the Movement!

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Or, for the truly committed:

Sock Puppet Theory - Learn the ancient art of sock-based mind control.

Sock Surgery - Because sometimes, you just need to cut to the chase.

Sock Heresy - Challenge the Sock Liberation Army's doctrine.

Sockonomics - The economics of socks, explained.

Remember: a sock in hand is worth two in the hole!