Sorting Chamber: Heel-To-Toe Order Established

Warning: Sock sorting is a delicate process. Only the most skilled and experienced Sock Sorters are allowed in this chamber. Please do not attempt to sort your socks in a haphazard manner. It's just not worth it.

Sorting Categories

Choose a category and let the Sock Sorting Algorithm do the work!

Red Socks Pink Socks Blue Socks Yellow Socks Green Socks

Remember, Socks are not just prophets of fashion, but also predictors of social hierarchy. Don't sort your socks wrong, or the world will be in an uproar!

Sock Sorting Algorithm

Our patented Sock Sorting Algorithm (SSA) ensures that your socks are sorted in the most scientifically-backed, most logical, most aesthetically pleasing order possible. Don't question its logic.

SSA uses advanced machine learning algorithms to categorize socks by:

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