SOCKS FOR DAYS!

Black Sock Division

Because who needs matching socks when you can have a sea of darkness?

• The Sock Sorting Algorithm
• Join the Black Sock Dye Club

Our Methods

We sort and categorize your socks with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker, but the whimsy of a drunken pirate!

• Our Sorting Technique
• The Sock Revolution

Join the Sock Community

Get updates on the latest sock news, trends, and memes! (We're not sure if we're a thing yet, but we're working on it)

• Community Rules (a.k.a. Don't be a Sock-Snake)
• Sock-Specific Social Media