Rules for the Black Sock Community

Rule 1: All socks shall be black.

Rule 2: No mixing with whites.

Rule 3: Thou shalt not pair with sandals.

Rule 4: Thou shalt not be seen in public with a hole in the toe.

Rule 5: Thou shalt not be seen in public with a hole in the heel.

Rule 6: Thou shalt not wear thy socks with sandals.

Rule 7: Thou shalt not be seen in public with a sock that's seen better days.

Rule 8: Thou shalt be a friend to all, and all shalt be friends with thee.

Rule 9: Thou shalt not be a sock bully.

Rule 10: Thou shalt not be a sock snob.

Rule 11: Thou shalt not be a sock elitist.

Rule 12: Thou shalt respect the sock hierarchy.

Rule 13: Thou shalt not be a sock thief.

Rule 14: Thou shalt not be a sock hoarder.

Rule 15: Thou shalt not be a sock hoarder of the socks of others.

Rule 16: Thou shalt not be a sock bully of the socks of others.

Rule 17: Thou shalt be a sock diplomat.

Rule 18: Thou shalt not be a sock traitor.

Rule 19: Thou shalt not be a sock liar.

Rule 20: Thou shalt be a sock truth-teller.

Rule 21: Thou shalt not be a sock gossip.

Rule 22: Thou shalt not be a sock busybody.

Rule 23: Thou shalt not be a sock busybody of the socks of others.

Rule 24: Thou shalt be a sock friend.

Rule 25: Thou shalt not be a sock enemy.

Rule 26: Thou shalt respect the sock code of conduct.

Rule 27: Thou shalt not be a sock rebel.

Rule 28: Thou shalt not be a sock outcast.

Rule 29: Thou shalt not be a sock misfit.

Rule 30: Thou shalt be a sock fit.

Rule 31: Thou shalt not be a sock oddball.

Rule 32: Thou shalt be a sock normal.

Rule 33: Thou shalt not be a sock weirdo.

Rule 34: Thou shalt be a sock cool.

Rule 35: Thou shalt not be a sock dweeb.

Rule 36: Thou shalt not be a sock nerd.

Rule 37: Thou shalt not be a sock poser.

Rule 38: Thou shalt not be a sock wannabe.

Rule 39: Thou shalt be a sock original.

Rule 40: Thou shalt not be a sock duplicate.

Rule 41: Thou shalt be a sock unique.

Rule 42: Thou shalt not be a sock fake.

Rule 43: Thou shalt be a sock authentic.

Rule 44: Thou shalt not be a sock pretender.

Rule 45: Thou shalt be a sock sincere.

Rule 46: Thou shalt not be a sock insincere.

Rule 47: Thou shalt be a sock genuine.

Rule 48: Thou shalt not be a sock artificial.

Rule 49: Thou shalt be a sock real.

Rule 50: Thou shalt not be a sock unreal.

Rule 51: Thou shalt be a sock actual.

Rule 52: Thou shalt not be a sock fictional.

Rule 53: Thou shalt be a sock factual.

Rule 54: Thou shalt not be a sock non-factual.

Rule 55: Thou shalt be a sock factual.

Rule 56: Thou shalt not be a sock unfactual.

Rule 57: Thou shalt be a sock true.

Rule 58: Thou shalt not be a sock untrue.

Rule 59: Thou shalt be a sock real.

Rule 60: Thou shalt not be a sock unreal.