Warning: Sock Singularity Imminent
According to our advanced Sock-O-Matic algorithms, you are staring at a quantity of 1,427,982,191 socks, neatly organized into precisely 47 separate sub-piles.
Sub-Pile 1: The Socks of Sockness
A carefully curated selection of 3,200 matching socks in every color of the rainbow, including:
- Socks of Solitude (2,400)
- Socks of Union (800)
Sub-Pile 2: The Heel of Darkness
A mysterious assortment of socks with missing mates, totaling 4,210 and counting.
Sub-Pile 3: The Sock Drawer of the Damned
A collection of 1,000,000 socks in varying states of disrepair, including:
- Holey Socks (200,000)
- Burnt Socks (300,000)