Warning: Sock Singularity Imminent

According to our advanced Sock-O-Matic algorithms, you are staring at a quantity of 1,427,982,191 socks, neatly organized into precisely 47 separate sub-piles.

Sub-Pile 1: The Socks of Sockness

A carefully curated selection of 3,200 matching socks in every color of the rainbow, including:

Sub-Pile 2: The Heel of Darkness

A mysterious assortment of socks with missing mates, totaling 4,210 and counting.

Sub-Pile 3: The Sock Drawer of the Damned

A collection of 1,000,000 socks in varying states of disrepair, including: