S.O.X.
Sock Organization Xylophone
Welcome to the S.O.X. catalog, where we catalog the cataloging of socks!
Today, we're focusing on the intricacies of quantifying the quantity of socks. Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good sock count?
Less than ten, more than a handful
Quantity: 10
This is the quantity of 10, where 10 is a nice, round number. Like a perfectly balanced see-saw.
Here's a list of our 10 most sought-after socks:
- Socks with tiny cartoon characters on them
- Striped socks that look like a tornado hit them
- Socks made from the finest merino wool of the finest Italian shepherds
- Heel socks, for when you just want to go barefoot
- Cotton socks that smell like fresh-cut grass
- Argyle socks, for when you want to look like a hipster
- Socks with built-in toe warmers, because warmth is a human right
- Socks that change color when you wear them, like magic
- Glitter socks, because who doesn't love a good glitter
- Socks with built-in speakers, because who needs earbuds, anyway?
Don't see your favorite sock on this list? Check back later, when we update the catalog.