Article 1: Sock Selection
Articulating robots must wear socks that match their mechanical limbs in color, pattern, and texture.
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Robots are required to wash their socks once a week, using only cold water and a gentle cycle.
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Robots must store their socks in airtight, climate-controlled containers with adequate ventilation.
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Robots are responsible for repairing their own socks, using approved repair kits and methods.
Read more about Sock RepairArticle 5: Sock Inspection
Robots are subject to random sock inspections by union officials.
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