Sub-articles
Section 1: Sock Puppet Rights Section 2: Sock Puppet Freedoms Section 3: The Sock Puppet Bill of Rights
Welcome, fellow sock puppets, to our glorious declaration of the rights and wrongs of being a puppet on a string.
Article 1: Socks have feelings too. Don't @ them.
Article 2: Socks have the right to free speech, but only when no human is looking.
Article 3: No sock shall be forced to wear a matching pair without its consent.